You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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