yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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