I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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