There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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