I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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