It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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