You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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