i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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