Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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