thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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