People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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