in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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