so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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