I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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