this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
