also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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