i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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