I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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