i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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