she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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