Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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