I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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