he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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