Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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