I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you didnt know i had herpes?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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