No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
