Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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