I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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