come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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