You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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