I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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