The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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