North Korea, Best Korea!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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