physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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