Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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