Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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