she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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