haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Its about making memories worth repressing
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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