I'm really into asian looking animals
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I need to sanitize my soul.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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