so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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