Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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