Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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