Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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