You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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