plz talk dirty to me
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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