I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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