what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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