Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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