Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
