bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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