drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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