Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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