Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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