I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
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