whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
and she was petting her beer can
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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