I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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