I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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