Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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