Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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You. Win. At. Life.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Pants are for mortals
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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